±Recent Visitors

Recent Visitors to Com-Central!

±User Info-big


Welcome Anonymous

Nickname
Password

Membership:
Latest: cgsimpson
New Today: 0
New Yesterday: 0
Overall: 6645

People Online:
Members: 0
Visitors: 805
Total: 805
Who Is Where:
 Visitors:
01: Community Forums
02: Community Forums
03: Community Forums
04: Community Forums
05: Community Forums
06: Community Forums
07: News Archive
08: Member Screenshots
09: Community Forums
10: Community Forums
11: Home
12: Community Forums
13: Home
14: Downloads
15: Photo Gallery
16: Community Forums
17: Community Forums
18: Community Forums
19: Downloads
20: Home
21: Community Forums
22: Community Forums
23: Community Forums
24: Community Forums
25: Home
26: Photo Gallery
27: Community Forums
28: Photo Gallery
29: Your Account
30: Community Forums
31: Community Forums
32: Your Account
33: Community Forums
34: Community Forums
35: Member Screenshots
36: Home
37: Community Forums
38: Home
39: Photo Gallery
40: Community Forums
41: Community Forums
42: Home
43: Community Forums
44: Home
45: Photo Gallery
46: Community Forums
47: Community Forums
48: Community Forums
49: Photo Gallery
50: Community Forums
51: Photo Gallery
52: Community Forums
53: Community Forums
54: Community Forums
55: Home
56: Photo Gallery
57: Community Forums
58: Community Forums
59: Community Forums
60: Community Forums
61: Your Account
62: Photo Gallery
63: Community Forums
64: Photo Gallery
65: Community Forums
66: Community Forums
67: Community Forums
68: Photo Gallery
69: Home
70: Community Forums
71: Community Forums
72: Your Account
73: Your Account
74: Community Forums
75: Community Forums
76: Community Forums
77: Photo Gallery
78: Community Forums
79: Community Forums
80: Community Forums
81: Community Forums
82: Home
83: Home
84: Community Forums
85: Community Forums
86: Community Forums
87: Home
88: Community Forums
89: Photo Gallery
90: Statistics
91: Photo Gallery
92: Community Forums
93: Your Account
94: News
95: Home
96: CPGlang
97: Home
98: Community Forums
99: Home
100: Downloads
101: Community Forums
102: Home
103: Community Forums
104: Photo Gallery
105: Member Screenshots
106: Home
107: Community Forums
108: Home
109: Community Forums
110: Community Forums
111: Search
112: Photo Gallery
113: Community Forums
114: Community Forums
115: Community Forums
116: Home
117: Photo Gallery
118: Community Forums
119: Home
120: Community Forums
121: Photo Gallery
122: Photo Gallery
123: Photo Gallery
124: Home
125: Member Screenshots
126: Photo Gallery
127: News Archive
128: Photo Gallery
129: Community Forums
130: Community Forums
131: Downloads
132: Community Forums
133: Home
134: Community Forums
135: Your Account
136: Community Forums
137: Photo Gallery
138: Community Forums
139: Community Forums
140: Downloads
141: Community Forums
142: Photo Gallery
143: Community Forums
144: Community Forums
145: Statistics
146: Community Forums
147: Home
148: Statistics
149: Photo Gallery
150: Community Forums
151: Community Forums
152: Home
153: Community Forums
154: Downloads
155: Community Forums
156: Photo Gallery
157: Your Account
158: Community Forums
159: Community Forums
160: Downloads
161: Community Forums
162: Photo Gallery
163: Community Forums
164: Community Forums
165: Community Forums
166: Community Forums
167: Home
168: Community Forums
169: Community Forums
170: Home
171: Downloads
172: Community Forums
173: Community Forums
174: Photo Gallery
175: Photo Gallery
176: Photo Gallery
177: Community Forums
178: Community Forums
179: Community Forums
180: News Archive
181: Downloads
182: Community Forums
183: Photo Gallery
184: Community Forums
185: Photo Gallery
186: Community Forums
187: Community Forums
188: Home
189: Community Forums
190: Community Forums
191: Community Forums
192: CPGlang
193: Photo Gallery
194: Community Forums
195: Community Forums
196: Your Account
197: Photo Gallery
198: Statistics
199: Home
200: Your Account
201: Photo Gallery
202: Your Account
203: Community Forums
204: News
205: Home
206: Member Screenshots
207: Community Forums
208: Photo Gallery
209: Home
210: Photo Gallery
211: Home
212: Community Forums
213: Home
214: Community Forums
215: Community Forums
216: Community Forums
217: Community Forums
218: Home
219: Photo Gallery
220: Community Forums
221: Downloads
222: Photo Gallery
223: Community Forums
224: Home
225: Home
226: Downloads
227: Home
228: Home
229: Photo Gallery
230: Community Forums
231: Community Forums
232: Photo Gallery
233: Home
234: Photo Gallery
235: Community Forums
236: Community Forums
237: CPGlang
238: Community Forums
239: Home
240: Statistics
241: Photo Gallery
242: Community Forums
243: Community Forums
244: CPGlang
245: Downloads
246: Community Forums
247: CPGlang
248: Your Account
249: Photo Gallery
250: Photo Gallery
251: CPGlang
252: Community Forums
253: Community Forums
254: Community Forums
255: Home
256: Community Forums
257: Community Forums
258: Community Forums
259: Community Forums
260: Community Forums
261: Community Forums
262: Member Screenshots
263: Community Forums
264: Community Forums
265: Photo Gallery
266: Home
267: Community Forums
268: Home
269: Community Forums
270: Downloads
271: Community Forums
272: Photo Gallery
273: Community Forums
274: Community Forums
275: Home
276: Community Forums
277: Home
278: Statistics
279: Community Forums
280: Home
281: Community Forums
282: Community Forums
283: Downloads
284: Downloads
285: Community Forums
286: Community Forums
287: Community Forums
288: Community Forums
289: Community Forums
290: Community Forums
291: Member Screenshots
292: Community Forums
293: Downloads
294: Photo Gallery
295: Community Forums
296: Community Forums
297: Photo Gallery
298: Community Forums
299: Member Screenshots
300: Community Forums
301: Home
302: Community Forums
303: Photo Gallery
304: Community Forums
305: Community Forums
306: Community Forums
307: Community Forums
308: Photo Gallery
309: Photo Gallery
310: Home
311: Community Forums
312: Community Forums
313: Community Forums
314: Photo Gallery
315: Community Forums
316: Community Forums
317: Downloads
318: Community Forums
319: Photo Gallery
320: Home
321: Community Forums
322: Community Forums
323: Community Forums
324: Home
325: Community Forums
326: Community Forums
327: Home
328: Community Forums
329: Community Forums
330: Home
331: Community Forums
332: Photo Gallery
333: Community Forums
334: Photo Gallery
335: Community Forums
336: Member Screenshots
337: Community Forums
338: Photo Gallery
339: Downloads
340: Community Forums
341: Community Forums
342: Community Forums
343: Home
344: Community Forums
345: Home
346: Community Forums
347: Community Forums
348: Photo Gallery
349: Community Forums
350: Photo Gallery
351: Community Forums
352: Community Forums
353: Community Forums
354: Community Forums
355: Home
356: Community Forums
357: Community Forums
358: Community Forums
359: Photo Gallery
360: Community Forums
361: News Archive
362: Community Forums
363: Community Forums
364: Community Forums
365: Community Forums
366: Community Forums
367: Community Forums
368: Community Forums
369: Downloads
370: Community Forums
371: Home
372: Community Forums
373: Community Forums
374: Community Forums
375: Community Forums
376: Photo Gallery
377: Community Forums
378: Community Forums
379: Community Forums
380: Community Forums
381: Community Forums
382: Community Forums
383: Community Forums
384: Photo Gallery
385: Photo Gallery
386: Home
387: Downloads
388: Photo Gallery
389: Community Forums
390: Community Forums
391: Your Account
392: Home
393: Community Forums
394: Home
395: Your Account
396: Downloads
397: Home
398: Home
399: Community Forums
400: Community Forums
401: Downloads
402: Community Forums
403: News Archive
404: Community Forums
405: Community Forums
406: Community Forums
407: Downloads
408: Photo Gallery
409: Community Forums
410: CPGlang
411: Downloads
412: Community Forums
413: Home
414: Photo Gallery
415: Community Forums
416: Community Forums
417: Community Forums
418: Community Forums
419: Community Forums
420: Community Forums
421: Community Forums
422: Downloads
423: Community Forums
424: Community Forums
425: Community Forums
426: Photo Gallery
427: Home
428: Member Screenshots
429: Community Forums
430: Community Forums
431: Home
432: Community Forums
433: Downloads
434: CPGlang
435: Community Forums
436: Community Forums
437: Community Forums
438: Community Forums
439: Community Forums
440: Home
441: Community Forums
442: CPGlang
443: Community Forums
444: Community Forums
445: Photo Gallery
446: Downloads
447: Home
448: Your Account
449: Community Forums
450: Community Forums
451: Home
452: Downloads
453: Community Forums
454: Community Forums
455: Community Forums
456: Community Forums
457: Community Forums
458: Community Forums
459: Photo Gallery
460: Photo Gallery
461: Community Forums
462: Downloads
463: Community Forums
464: Home
465: Community Forums
466: Community Forums
467: Community Forums
468: Community Forums
469: Photo Gallery
470: Community Forums
471: Downloads
472: Community Forums
473: Photo Gallery
474: Community Forums
475: Photo Gallery
476: Community Forums
477: Photo Gallery
478: Home
479: Community Forums
480: Statistics
481: Community Forums
482: Community Forums
483: Community Forums
484: Community Forums
485: Community Forums
486: Community Forums
487: Community Forums
488: Community Forums
489: Community Forums
490: Photo Gallery
491: Downloads
492: Community Forums
493: Community Forums
494: Your Account
495: Community Forums
496: Community Forums
497: Downloads
498: Home
499: Downloads
500: Community Forums
501: Community Forums
502: Photo Gallery
503: Community Forums
504: Home
505: Community Forums
506: Home
507: Member Screenshots
508: Community Forums
509: Photo Gallery
510: Community Forums
511: Community Forums
512: Community Forums
513: CPGlang
514: Community Forums
515: Photo Gallery
516: Home
517: Community Forums
518: Community Forums
519: Community Forums
520: Community Forums
521: CPGlang
522: Photo Gallery
523: Community Forums
524: Photo Gallery
525: Photo Gallery
526: Downloads
527: Photo Gallery
528: Home
529: Community Forums
530: Home
531: Community Forums
532: Community Forums
533: Community Forums
534: Community Forums
535: Community Forums
536: Community Forums
537: Community Forums
538: Member Screenshots
539: Community Forums
540: Downloads
541: Community Forums
542: Community Forums
543: Community Forums
544: Community Forums
545: Community Forums
546: Photo Gallery
547: Community Forums
548: Community Forums
549: Home
550: Downloads
551: Downloads
552: Community Forums
553: Community Forums
554: Community Forums
555: Home
556: Home
557: Community Forums
558: Community Forums
559: Community Forums
560: Photo Gallery
561: Home
562: Community Forums
563: Community Forums
564: Community Forums
565: Community Forums
566: Community Forums
567: Community Forums
568: Community Forums
569: Downloads
570: Community Forums
571: Community Forums
572: Downloads
573: Community Forums
574: Home
575: Community Forums
576: Community Forums
577: Community Forums
578: Community Forums
579: Community Forums
580: Community Forums
581: Community Forums
582: Community Forums
583: Community Forums
584: Home
585: Community Forums
586: Home
587: Downloads
588: Home
589: Community Forums
590: Home
591: Community Forums
592: Community Forums
593: Community Forums
594: Photo Gallery
595: Community Forums
596: Community Forums
597: CPGlang
598: Community Forums
599: Community Forums
600: Community Forums
601: Your Account
602: Community Forums
603: Community Forums
604: Community Forums
605: Statistics
606: Home
607: Community Forums
608: Community Forums
609: Community Forums
610: Photo Gallery
611: Community Forums
612: Home
613: Home
614: Downloads
615: Community Forums
616: Photo Gallery
617: Home
618: Downloads
619: Community Forums
620: Community Forums
621: Community Forums
622: Community Forums
623: Community Forums
624: Community Forums
625: Community Forums
626: CPGlang
627: CPGlang
628: Community Forums
629: Home
630: Community Forums
631: Community Forums
632: Community Forums
633: Community Forums
634: Photo Gallery
635: Photo Gallery
636: Community Forums
637: Your Account
638: Home
639: Community Forums
640: Community Forums
641: Community Forums
642: Downloads
643: Community Forums
644: Photo Gallery
645: Community Forums
646: Community Forums
647: Photo Gallery
648: Community Forums
649: Community Forums
650: Community Forums
651: Home
652: Community Forums
653: Community Forums
654: Community Forums
655: Photo Gallery
656: Photo Gallery
657: Community Forums
658: Community Forums
659: Community Forums
660: Community Forums
661: News Archive
662: Home
663: Photo Gallery
664: Community Forums
665: Home
666: Community Forums
667: Community Forums
668: Community Forums
669: Community Forums
670: Community Forums
671: Community Forums
672: Home
673: Photo Gallery
674: Photo Gallery
675: Photo Gallery
676: Community Forums
677: Community Forums
678: Community Forums
679: Community Forums
680: Your Account
681: Community Forums
682: Home
683: Downloads
684: Statistics
685: Photo Gallery
686: Community Forums
687: Community Forums
688: Photo Gallery
689: Member Screenshots
690: Community Forums
691: Photo Gallery
692: Downloads
693: Community Forums
694: Community Forums
695: Community Forums
696: Community Forums
697: Downloads
698: Home
699: Photo Gallery
700: Home
701: Community Forums
702: Downloads
703: Downloads
704: Community Forums
705: Home
706: Photo Gallery
707: Community Forums
708: Photo Gallery
709: Community Forums
710: Photo Gallery
711: Downloads
712: Community Forums
713: Community Forums
714: Community Forums
715: Home
716: Community Forums
717: Community Forums
718: Community Forums
719: Community Forums
720: Photo Gallery
721: Community Forums
722: Downloads
723: Photo Gallery
724: Community Forums
725: Community Forums
726: Community Forums
727: Community Forums
728: Community Forums
729: Community Forums
730: Community Forums
731: Community Forums
732: Community Forums
733: Downloads
734: Downloads
735: Community Forums
736: Community Forums
737: Community Forums
738: Photo Gallery
739: Downloads
740: Community Forums
741: Statistics
742: Community Forums
743: Photo Gallery
744: Community Forums
745: Downloads
746: Photo Gallery
747: Downloads
748: Community Forums
749: Home
750: Member Screenshots
751: Community Forums
752: Community Forums
753: Community Forums
754: Photo Gallery
755: Photo Gallery
756: Downloads
757: Community Forums
758: Community Forums
759: Photo Gallery
760: Downloads
761: Home
762: Community Forums
763: Community Forums
764: Community Forums
765: Community Forums
766: Community Forums
767: Community Forums
768: Community Forums
769: Community Forums
770: Community Forums
771: Community Forums
772: Community Forums
773: Community Forums
774: Downloads
775: Community Forums
776: Community Forums
777: Photo Gallery
778: Community Forums
779: Community Forums
780: Photo Gallery
781: Community Forums
782: Community Forums
783: Community Forums
784: Community Forums
785: Community Forums
786: Community Forums
787: Community Forums
788: Community Forums
789: Community Forums
790: Photo Gallery
791: Photo Gallery
792: Photo Gallery
793: Community Forums
794: Community Forums
795: Community Forums
796: Community Forums
797: Community Forums
798: Community Forums
799: Community Forums
800: Community Forums
801: Community Forums
802: Photo Gallery
803: Community Forums
804: Community Forums
805: Community Forums

Staff Online:

No staff members are online!
TC's Corner...revisited. :: Archived
A general meeting place for all pilots!
Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Next
Post new topic    Revive this topic    Printer Friendly Page     Forum Index ›  Officer's Club

Topic Archived View previous topic :: View next topic  
Author Message
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6473
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 4:57 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

Vix belongs to Shades, TC.
I saw 'er first.
Razz
Wink

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
Kitform
Bar Maid

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 22, 2005
Posts: 2011
Location: Cleveland. UK.
PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 6:09 pm
Post subject: Re: TC's Corner...revisited.

LOL...Trim Tab Technology...PG rules...LOL
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
PGTigercat
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 06, 2005
Posts: 24
Location: Ojai, California
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:18 am
Post subject: Re: TC

YO!

It seems that some fat punk "Elf" wrote this rather harsh letter in which I have no explanation for. I just wanted my teddy bear that I asked for back in 1961. Sheeesh! Now the fat Elf is sueing me. Me of all people! And Im such a nice guy too!


“PGTigercat�

Re: Your letter to Santa Clause postmarked Dec. 22, 2003

I was shocked and grievously injured to receive the letter you wrote to me regarding, as I understood it, an alleged teddy bear which was not delivered to you on Christmas 1961. After receiving this news I conferred with several of my chief administrator Elves and records were searched. We have found that when you met me on December 12, 1961, you distinctly asked for a “crate of Aqua Velva and Polyester Black Leisure suits"not the aforementioned “teddy bear.� In fact, while you sat on my knee and told me what you wanted, you also said several other things which have been noted in my files. You called me a “overstuffed red dude� and you had the effrontery to attempt to “borrow� my sleigh but fortunately I managed to catch you on time.

Surely you can appreciate the difficulty involved with delivering presents accurately and at great speed to 162 million children on the night of December 24th every year. Mrs. Claus and I always wondered about you, in particular, as we were deeply concerned with your low standings on the “Naughty and Nice� list. No matter how many times you were told to be a nice boy, you still called people “punks� and developed a chronic wallet-stealing habit. You also charged outlandishly high prices at your lemonade stand, where you actually sold glasses of water with a few drops of yellow food coloring in them. Despite all of this I dutifully brought you all your requested items, year after year, until finally I couldn’t take it anymore and quit delivering your crap you wanted every Christmas.

Just as I was beginning to hope that you might have OD’ed on Aqua Velva or something, I get this pathetic letter from you 42 years later. In this letter you purport that I, Santa Clause, am to blame for your errant and deviant life of mild petty theft (“borrowing� as you still stubbornly call it), rudeness, senseless murder of thousands of Rookies (who were always higher on the Naughty and Nice List than you were, I might add), among many other things.

Not only were you not content enough to blame me for your perverted life, but you made no hesitation to levy several deep and serious insults at my person. I quote from your letter “fat old red costume wearing elf abusing unfair to reindeer loser punk,� and also, “over-stuffed elf, reindeer-smelling punk, Saint Punkolas, butt scratching, nose picking, booger eating scum sucker.�

THEN you proceed to threaten my person and property, and you distinctly threaten to “cook the reindeer up on the barbi.�

Of course I was much disturbed by this but, it being Christmas time, the season of forgiveness, I decided to ignore your bad manners and deliver your lengthy list of “demands� as you had mentioned in the letter.

After considerable time and expense I proceeded with your myriad junk you wanted (Aqua Velva, leisure suits, et al), and I landed with my sleigh upon your roof. However, it was improperly shingled and I fell and sprained my ankle. I don’t know how you get fire insurance, if you even have it, with such a terrible roof. Anyways, it seemed that my ankle injury was not too serious and I collected your crap and tried to go down your chimney. Your chimney was negligently dirty, seems it has not been cleaned in decades, and you had also failed to remove the fireplace grating from the hearth. In the ensuing fall many bottles of Aqua Velva were smashed and the noxious fumes began to irritate my eyes, causing partial blindness.

By the way, I happen to be the type of person often referred to by insurance companies as an “eggshell.�

My injuries were deemed serious by a licensed medical practitioner and I hold you accountable for all my medical fees, which are still accruing.

I also have no choice but to contact my attorney who is instigating a libel suit for $10,000,000. This may pad my bank account, but will do little to compensate for my mental anguish and hurt feelings.

Get a lawyer punk because you will need one. I’ll see you in court, jerk.

Very best wishes, hoping this letter finds you in the best of holiday cheer,



SANTA F. CLAUSE


TC-
Back to top
View user's profile
HF_SlowHand
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Aug 27, 2005
Posts: 767
Location: Meeechigan
PostPosted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:31 am
Post subject: Re: TC

Glue with his hairpiece flappin in his eyes every time he went inverted and speaking of inverted, I think he was so hard to hit because of the way he was jerkin around like a madman trying avoid all them empty newcastle bottles from hitting him as they went flying around in his cockpit...

Had to have someone tell what smelly git meant LOL...

Anyone know whatever happen to Supertoffee, tate and his brother?

_________________
I deny everything
I lie about everything
And everything I deny
Is a lie!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6473
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:32 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

Toffee could be found in Ridge, on occasion, almost right up to the bitter end.
Sadly I hadn't seen Glue (not in that nic anyway) since around 2002.

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
Shadow_Bshwackr
Janitor

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 21, 2005
Posts: 7015
Location: Central Illinois, USA
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 12:49 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

ROFL TC...A 'new' Christmas story...lol
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
HF_SlowHand
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Aug 27, 2005
Posts: 767
Location: Meeechigan
PostPosted: Mon Nov 27, 2006 9:04 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

Glue was flying IL2 as some version of Mustang and/or ScottieDog

_________________
I deny everything
I lie about everything
And everything I deny
Is a lie!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6473
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Tue Nov 28, 2006 8:26 am
Post subject: Re: TC

Glue was Scottie????
Ohhhhhh that S.O.B.!
lolol

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
HF_SlowHand
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Aug 27, 2005
Posts: 767
Location: Meeechigan
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:06 am
Post subject: Re: TC

Whelp, anyone ever use any other monickers than the one you wear now?

On the zone I used to fly as Brutus_Blutarski... before the Hell Fighters...

I was one of those newbies you ole aces used to 'kilt',, I think it was 76th_Mantis (one of them 76th guys... if 76th is even right LOL ... give me back my memorui\ies someone please!) was trying to teach me how to turn a stang without stalling all the time (I really yanked and banked back then - lots of high speed/high angle of attack stalls) and I tried to remember his basic precept, a slowhand so Loving Clapton as I do and needing a reminder to pull gently, not yank... I became "slowhand".

But I still stall at high speed LOL...

_________________
I deny everything
I lie about everything
And everything I deny
Is a lie!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6473
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 8:44 am
Post subject: Re: TC

78th_Mantis.
Awesome pilot.
People who'd never flown against him used to talk about Mantis.
He'd moved on by the time I started CFS1 but I was given the opportunity to fly against him once before the end (he wanted to get back into it before it disappeared) and even 'rusty' he was still very good.

As for other names, I've had one or two:-

_Jim_Rockford_, _MeckleBonce_0, _Nanna_Of_Death, _ROAD_K1LL_, _Santa_Bare1, _Shades1_, _Sky_Hero_, _Slave_Master1, _Super_Skwizza_, _Vixs_Valentine, _Voodoo_2, _x_Shades_x_, _05_Nud_Bare1, _BAT_Shades, _DumAzBlunder, _F4rT1N_SheB, BADBARE_UK1, BIG_Gutty0, BoastfulMoth, BroaderCashew, Bubblegum_Coot, CKret_Skwirrell, CrAnk_PrAnKstEr, CuterUnMunkeez, Cutest_Bare, D_StRoYa, Da_Easta_Bunny, Death_2_F1K, Devil_Luvver1, DrRedSkwirrell1, ElderlyMonk, Elv1s_Skwirrell, Exemplo2 (sry Ex, hehehe), Faulty_Two, FidgetyChimp, FormalBeef, FunkyNeurotic, gaze_of_ny4, Godlike_DogFox, Greedy_Shades, GrinningCargo, Harry_Ayres, Hawnee_Ferret, I_R_Blonde, I_R_Leprechaun, I_R_NEKKED_, Ima_Seal, LuvzDaAngel, MinorDizturbanz, MoOnS_PrAnKstEr, MrRedSkwirrell1, Nekked_Ferret, Nervous_Puffin (sry +Arillus, hehehe), Neurotic_Ferret, NeuroticSkwizza, Noble_Thruster, OhhhhhhhhhSilky, P51_Ramrod, Page3_Da_Sun, PeppySquirrel, Polka_Skwirrell, PowerMadPlus1 (for the few childish and power-mad pluses who could upset a pleasant atmosphere just to massage their own egos), Psi_Phy, QC_RedSkwirrell, RacketyPilot, Raven_B0nkers, Raven_Death1, Red_Skwirrel, Red_Skwirrel1, Red_Skwirri1, Saddam_deramis, Santaz_Gift, Santaz_Thruster, Saxon_Phoenix, Saxon_Skwirrel, Shades908 (my original Zone nic), Shadey_Poo, Skarlet_Skwirel, Smooch_Hunter, SneeryFeline, SoapyMillipede, SoopaNova1, St_RedSkwirre11, Stocking_Filla, StTRiNiAnS_GuRL, SuvvernJessie, Toasty_Simian, UnWordless_Duke, Valiant_Ferret, Vampire_Skwizz, VM_Phaggro1, WizardTomb0, (and finally, my former + nic) +Wordless_Duke.

[edit: Forgot me EURO and 'monkey' nics. LOL:
EURO_Shades with various ranks, EW_BarbaryApe, EW_Bubbles_, EW_Gordo and of course, EW_PooFlinga. ]

I never used my multiple nics to hide behind, other than to observe potential EURO recruits (as Personnel Officer) before their acceptance. Thus trying to ensure that we avoided those people who did not believe in playing the game to our standards of humour, fairness and honour.
Smile

Slow, you shoulda persisted with the stall. In CFS1 it could be used it as a maneouver. Later games, it woulda prolly ripped the wings off though.
lolol

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
A1Trigger_Happy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 30, 2006
Posts: 778
Location: Alabama, USA
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 11:34 am
Post subject: Re: TC

I_R_NEKKED_ now thats a scarry though! EW_PooFlinga though i smelled something stinky comin from your direction shades.
+Wordless_Duke <---Shades at his finest lol
Back to top
View user's profile
Shades
Forum Tree-Rat

Offline Offline
Joined: Mar 07, 2005
Posts: 6473
Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
PostPosted: Wed Nov 29, 2006 12:34 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

Wink

_________________
Skwerl's place.

Com-Central's cutest, fluffiest, twitchiest, tail.
CPU > Intel i9-9900k (o/c 4.9GHz); COOLING > BeQuiet! Dark Rock Pro 4;
MOBO > ASUS PRIME Z390-A; RAM > 2x32GB Corsair LPX 2666MHz;
GPU > Gigabyte GEFORCE GTX650Ti PCI-e 3.0 2Gb GDDR5;
AUDIO > Creative X-Fi Xtreme Music (plus - Universal Audio UAD2 Quad Custom accelerator);
HDD > 3x1TB+ M.2. SSDs; LCD > DELL - S2419HGF (1920x1080);
PSU > 650W be quiet Straight Power 11 - 80+ Gold;
CASE > BeQuiet! SILENT BASE 601; OS > Windows 11 Home Advanced (64-bit).
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website ICQ Number
Shadow_Bshwackr
Janitor

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 21, 2005
Posts: 7015
Location: Central Illinois, USA
PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:21 pm
Post subject: Re: TC's Corner...revisited.

TC's Christmas Special!

Yo! Well TC's Corner fans, its Christmas time again, and your old pal TC has a wonderful present for each and every one of my loyal fans. It's your very own Genuine Rookie Kilter (autographed model) in which you and your entire family will have many hours of fun shooting down those scrap-picking booger-eating butt-scratching scum rookies, together in the relaxing atmosphere of your own living room. Just think of the joy on little Johnny's face when he shoots down that punk Rookie_Doofus, or your 90 year old Granny laughing a toothless laugh as she is removing Shadow_Weedwakr from the session. The Kilter also comes with:

(1) Genuine Imitation Black Polyester Leisure Suit
(1) Bottle of Aqua Velva
(1) Pair of Italian Rookie Kilting Bowling Shoes
So ... have a very TChristmas! And watch your six, pally!



HOW THE TCGRINCH STOLE THE ROOKIES CHRISTMAS

Every Rookie down in Rookie-Ville liked Christmas a lot ...
But TCGrinch, who lived just north of Sturmgruppe did not!
TCGrinch hated Christmas! The whole darned Christmas season!
Now, pally, don't ask why, nobody quite knows the reason.


It could be that his bald head wasn't screwed on just right,
It could be that his Rookie Kilting Shoes were laced up too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all,
Was that, pally, that his trigger finger was two sizes too small.

But Whatever the reason was, the finger or his Kiltin' shoes,
TCGrinch stood there on Christmas Eve hating those Rookie dudes!
Staring down from his Kilter Emporium with a sour TCGrinchy frown
At all the Stock scum Rookie houses below in their Stock town.
For TCGrinch know every Rookie down in Rookie-Vill will groan
Every time they are shot down in their stock Hawkers on the Zone.

"They will have all their joysticks!" TC snarled with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Christmas, it's practically here!
"Those Scum Punk Rookies don't even like Aqua Velva!" TC would yell,
"Those Scum Punk Rookies just don't like the smell!"
Then TCGrinch grunted, with his fat stubby fingers nervously drumming,
"I MUST find a way to keep Christmas from coming!"
For tomorrow, TCGrinch knew ... all the Rookie girls and boys
Would wake up bright and early and open their Stock CFS toys!
They'd open up Rookie Rooms and make Noise! Noise!! NOISE!!!

Then the Rookies, the Punks, and the Scum, would sit down to a Stock CFS Feast,
And they would Feast, Feast! FEAST!!!
They would start on Rookie-Pudding and Rare Rookie Roast Beast,
Which was something TCGrinch couldn't stand in the least!

And then, they'd do something TCGrinch hated worst of all!
Every Rookie down in Rookie-Ville, and all the odd-balls
Would fly their Stock Hawkers until they'd fall like rocks
Thy'd fly stock, stock, stock, stock, all those scum rookies would fly
STOCK, STOCK, STOCK, STOCK!!!

And the more TCGrinch thought about the Rookie Hawker Christmas Stock,
The more TC thought "I must stop this whole Stock crock!
"Why, for 5 years I've put up with it now!
"I MUST stop the Rookie Christmas from coming ... but how?"

Then TCGrinch got an idea! An awful Idea! An Aqua Velva Awful idea!
TCGrinch got a black polyester Aqua Velva idea!

"I knows just what I'll do!" TCGrinch laughed as he splashed Aqua Valva on his throat
"I'll make me a black polyester Santy Claus flight cap and coat.
Then TCGrinch chuckled and clucked "What a great TCGrinchy trick!
"With this red polyester flight cap and coat I'll look just like Saint Nick!"

"All I need is a reindeer .. hmmm ..." TCGrinch thought as he looked around
But since reindeer are scarce in FurBall, there were none to be found..
Did that stop old fat TC? Heck, no way pally. TCGrinch simply said,
"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll mod me one instead!"
So TCGrinch called his dog, BlueMax.
And TC took some string and tied a big stock horn on the top of his head.

THEN ... TCGrinch loaded some bags and old empty sacks
Into the trunk of his '63 rainbow mother of pearl Chevy Impala ... and hitched up his dog BlueMax.

And TCGrinch said, "Giddyap!" and the Chevy Impala started down
The sides of Mt. Prop-Hit towards the Rookie Scums homes where the Rookies lay a-snooze in their town.

All the Rookie Windows were dark, and the smell of spent .50-cals filled the air.
All the Scum Rookies were dreaming of TC kilting them, what a Nightmare!
Then TCGrinch came to the first Rookie house in the square.

"This is the first Rookie to lose all his crap," the old TCGrinchy Clause hissed.
And the fat bald TC climbed up on the roof, empty sacks in his fat stubby fist.
Then fat TC slid down the chimney, a rather tight pinch,
But if fat Santa could do it, then so could TCGrinch.
TC with his blowing shoes got stuck only once, for a moment or two,
Then TCGrinch stuck his head from out the fireplace flue.

There all the Rookies stock Computers were setting all in a row.
"Those stock Comps," TC grinned, "are the first things to go!"

TC slithered and slunk, with a TC scowl must unpleasant.
TC went around the whole room, and took all the Rookies presents!
Then TC stuffed all the presents in bags, then TCGrinch, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!

Then TC slunk to the Rookies stock Refrigerator. He took the stock Rookie feast!
He took the stock Rookie-Pudding! He took the Rookies Stock Roast Beast!
TC cleaned out the Refrigerator fast for such a fat bald bloke.
"What a bunch of punks, no diet Cokes!"

TC then stuffed all the Rookies stock food up the chimney with glee.
"And now!" grinned TCGrinch, "I'll stuff up the stock P-51D!"
TC grabed the stock P-51D, and started to shove,
When TC heard a sound, like the coo of a dove.
TC turned around fast, and TC saw the well developed Rookie Sue Lou,
Who TC reckoned was about 22.

Rookie Sue Lou who was 22, stared and then said to old TC
"Santy Clause, why? Why are you taking our stock P-51D?"

But, you know, that old TCGrinch was so smart and so slick!
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Well, my dear," the old fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's some RPM's on this plane that don't RPM on one side.
"I'll take it up to my Mod Shop, my dear.
"I'll Mod it up there, and then I'll bring it back here."

Well that lie fooled the shaply Rookie Sue Lou, and TC patted her chest ... err ... head,
And TC got her a margarita and sent that good looken' babe back to bed.
When Rookie Sue Lou had passed out from the margarita in the cup,
TC went to the chimney and stuffed the P-51D up!

Then the last thing that punk TC took was the stock log for the Rookies stock fire.
Then TC went up the chimney himself, the old bald fat liar!
On the Rookies stock computer desks TC left nothing but some old Stock cables and wire.

And the one drop of Aqua Velva that TC left in the house,
Was not even enough to splash on a Rookies mouse.
Then TCGrinch did the same to all the other Rookie houses
Not leaving enough Aqua Velva for any other of the Rookie mouses.

It was then a quarter past dawn, all the rookies still sleeping heavily,
All the Rookie Scum still a-snooze, when TC packed up his Chevy.
Ten thousand feet up! Up ... up ... up the side of Mt Prop-Hit!
Up TC drove, to the tip top to dump it!

"Muahahahaha!" said TC, ganoffing.
"Those scum Rookies are just finding no stock Christmas is coming.
"Their scum Rookie mouths will hang open for a minute or two,
"Then all hem scum Rookies in Rookie-Ville will cry BOO HOO HOO!"

"That's a noise," grinned TCGrinch, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So TC paused, and TCGrinch put his fat stubby hand to his ear.
TCGrinch did hear a sound that was not, not softer,
And TC heard a horrible sound, the sound of a Stock Hawker!

TCGrinch stared down at Rookie-Ville, with his tired blood-shot eyes,
Then TC shook! What TC saw was a horrible surprise!
Every Rookie down in Rookie-Ville, the bald, old, fat, and tall,
Was flying CFS! Without any computers at all!
TC hadn't stopped Christmas from coming! It came!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!

TCGrinch, wearing his bowling shoes with his feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling. "How could it, pal, be so?"
"It came without Stock Hawkers, computers, and headphones!
"I came without joysticks, RW, Brunhost, and the Zone!"
TC puzzled until his puzzler was sore.
Then TCGrinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," TC thought, "doesn't come from a Computer store.."
"Maybe Christmas, perhaps ... means a little bit more!"

Then, suddenly, TC's Chevy Impala started to slide down Mt Prop-hit's side!
TC grabbed hold of the rear bumper, but it slid no matter how hard he tried.

Down in Rookie-Ville they say, something happened to TC this way.
TC's trigger finger grew three sizes that day!
When it happened that TC's trigger finger grew,
Suddenly he had the strength of Ten TCGrinches, plus two!

TCGrinch pulled on the load that was so very heavy,
And he saved his beloved '63 rainbow mother of pearl Chevy!
But, sadly, ... hehehehe ... as luck would have it!
All the Stock Rookies crap fell down the side of Mt Prop-Hit!

What? WHAT? Hey, pally, you didn't actually expect those Scum Rookies were going to have a merry Christmas, did you? MUAHAHAHAHA!

Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night!

--TCGrinch
Back to top
View user's profile Visit poster's website Photo Gallery
A1Trigger_Happy
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Jan 30, 2006
Posts: 778
Location: Alabama, USA
PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 12:43 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

another oldie but a goodie! merry christmas to all
Back to top
View user's profile
HF_SlowHand
Power User

Offline Offline
Joined: Aug 27, 2005
Posts: 767
Location: Meeechigan
PostPosted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 1:04 pm
Post subject: Re: TC

Merry CHRISTmas!

_________________
I deny everything
I lie about everything
And everything I deny
Is a lie!
Back to top
View user's profile Send e-mail Visit poster's website
Display posts from previous:   
Post new topic    Revive this topic    Printer Friendly Page    Forum Index ›  Officer's Club
Page 6 of 8
All times are GMT - 6 Hours
Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8  Next

Archive Revive
Username:
This is an archived topic - your reply will not be appended here.
Instead, a new topic will be generated in the active forum.
The new topic will provide a reference link to this archived topic.