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Engineer measurements
Author:
Shadow_Homfixr
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Location: Fort Walton Beach, FL-USA
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 1:54 am
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Subject: Engineer measurements
1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour = Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million-million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 9.8 FigNewton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25. 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
#2:
Re: Engineer measurements
Author:
piney
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Location: Republic of Southern New Jersey
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 3:08 am
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LOL
#3:
Re: Engineer measurements
Author:
Uhu_Fledermaus
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Location: Blaricum, The Netherlands ~GMT+1
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:01 am
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"100 Senators = Not 1 decision"
what else is new Homie
#4:
Re: Engineer measurements
Author:
Shades
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Location: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood.
Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:45 pm
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lol Homey
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