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is this Hoppa or Stoopy?

ROFL...

Close, but neither on BOTH counts. Stoopy has far more facial hair and a man-bra, Hoppa is stunningly handsome and, ummm, "earthy"...according to the ladies at the Luv Shack!

That appears to be well-known JG300 buddy and ne'er-do-well, fr8ycat, in a photo taken during an incident that was recently documented in the lesser-read Northwest papers, wherein, he was paddling like hell to reach the squad strawberry stash on a remote reef just outside the Orca's Island pigsty! (the measures we have to go through to keep it safe grow more desperate every day). That's JG300-Ascout behind him, paddling like mad to stop him (or so he said later) and employing the aid of the wind-catching device to speed the capture....of either fr8ycat or the strawberries first, has been the subject of much speculation around the slop trough!!!!

Ahhhh, I see. But, what about Naomi?

Figured the disguise would help get me closer to the berries & brew and note the special ops tactics.

It appeared to be working, hence the goofy smile on my face.

Unfortunately at the time I had no idea the JG300 surveillance team had me in their sites the whole time.

Boy was my face red............