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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:28 am Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?
I know a good Klingon Opera that if played backwards will do the trick. _________________ "May your Enemys Run With Fear!!"

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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:38 pm
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Even better, Vogon poetry.

This one courtesy of the BBC Vogon Poetry Generator:

www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hit...rgen.shtml

See, see the dead sky
Marvel at its big fuschia depths.
Tell me, Shades do you
Wonder why the possum snubs you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel flaccid.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your skwirrely facial growth
That looks like a carrot
What's more, it knows
Your masticating potting shed
Smells of crabgrass.
Everything under the big dead sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm fungus.--

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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 6:09 pm
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I've come over all Emo Shunnle.

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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 7:48 pm Post subject: Re: do the Brits speak English?
- Shades I've come over all Emo Shunnle. See? We really do need an English-English translator! _________________ "All facts go to clearly prove that Shades is a thrice-cursed traitor & mentally deranged person steeped in inveterate enmity toward mankind"

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