- JG300-Stoopy

I am typically quite happy to contribute what I can so as to educate and elucidate on any quandaries that my wonderful Sty brethren may have and in this case I can offer:

What in the holy hell kind of freakydeaky internet rabbit hole did you chase down that totally bizarre excrement? Please, oh please, tell me you've discovered StumbleUpon or that it was a totally random page hit or URL typo.

'Cuz I haven't the foggiest. I'm glad they had a girl there at least, even if she might'a been just a token. I was going to guess it's some kind of bad karaoke night or something but seriously I don't think that even comes close. I mean, dude: that's a gig that not even the Del Quads woulda played. Even for beer!

I believe the most meaningful clue, although I still don't understand what it could possibly portend, occurs early at 0:09 in the video when the blonde-haired dude that is helping carry something kind of trips/falls in the lower left corner of the video, but strangely also manages to disappear at the same time. Whatever kind of creature can actually transport itself into another plane of (frikkin' creepy) existence in order to escape injury is beyond me....it's a possible sign that forces beyond our comprehension are at play here (given, that was already obvious).....this is kind of like the story about the unfortunate demise of Spinal Tap's first (of many) drummer(s)....as Nigel Tufnel said in his cockney accent: "The authoritays sed, best to, loik, just leave this one unsolved...."

I need a run a cootie scan on my laptop after watching that one, I tell ya....