Ascout is conflicted...
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#1: Ascout is conflicted... Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 11:50 pm
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...in the market for a personal ride when I've overindulged.

A319CJ or BBJ3...what sayeth the forum?

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#2: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: Shadow_BshwackrLocation: Central Illinois, USA PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 12:22 am
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BBJ...I love soft cushy seats to pas ....uhm...I mean to sleep on..

#3: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: pineyLocation: Republic of Southern New Jersey PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:24 am
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whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

Piney

#4: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 am
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- piney
whichever one comes with pigskin upholstry

Piney


I'm ordering skwirrel hides.

#5: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: pineyLocation: Republic of Southern New Jersey PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 2:11 pm
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cool Smile

#6: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: ShadesLocation: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood. PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:27 pm
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It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

Razz

#7: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:54 pm
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- Shades
It doesn't matter which one you go for.
I already tested the stewardesses for you.

Razz


'Preciate it...how were Hans und Franz, anyway? We find male service attendants to be so much more service oriented. We don't want our in-flight "escorts", Heidi, Gretchen and Ursula distracted with menial duties. Laughing

#8: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: RCAF_WingnutLocation: Omaha, Ne. PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 6:56 pm
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KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.

#9: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 7:08 pm
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- RCAF_Wingnut
KAPOW! The lie detector robot knocks the Tree Rat into the past, right in front of a hungry saber toothed tiger. Oh look, tiger snacks.


...where not even his screams could be heard, Hans und Franz in their leisuretime favoring the use of ball gags an' all....

#10: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: ShadesLocation: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood. PostPosted: Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:21 pm
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stewardesses, not stewards.

*tsk

#11: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: JG300-AscoutLocation: Cyberspace PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:28 am
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- Shades
stewardesses*, not stewards.

*tsk


*Not on JG300-Ascout's Bizjet. Menial tasks are not assigned to the women, their duties require a full-time committment and they can't be troubled with mixing Margueritas and making coffee.

Besides, Ascout's Bisjet has screening procedures that make El Al look like Jet Blue. I wouldn't want to violate any statutes by saying we engage in "profiling", but anything with a bushy tail is regarded as potential FOD. Wink

#12: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: Joe_DLocation: Razorback Country PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:17 am
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Bushy tail and Nuts on his breath.

#13: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: 401RCAF_HitManLocation: Ontario, CANADA (next to the beer store) PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 4:04 am
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LMAO.....

#14: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: pineyLocation: Republic of Southern New Jersey PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 2:55 pm
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guess Shades is worried now Laughing

Piney

#15: Re: Ascout is conflicted... Author: ShadesLocation: 3rd Branch up, 'Ye Olde Oak', Green Wood. PostPosted: Wed Nov 26, 2008 6:15 pm
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Zackly!
Hey..!
Waittaminnit!!!



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